ask-the-academy-leader-umiko asked:
H-hello there I'm Umiko. N-nice to uhh meet you ^^.
Hi? What can I do for you?
((Omg Maya y u so rood.))
Ask Trainer Maya
The Grumpy Researcher
Anonymous asked:
Wild Golurk: *looms over ominously, ready to kill* (P.S. this Golurk is much larger than other Golurks, and is extremely aggressive*
That’s nice. I have about five armour piercing guns that can be loaded with salt. Also around three Pokegijinkas that would like nothing better than to grind you down to a fine dust.
You massive moron.
-Curled up in bed, shivering-
-quietly approaches bed- >_>
Hey… I, uh, see the treatment is taking it’s toll?
…… Would you like me to get you anything? - I’ll have you know I’ve got all the nurses wrapped around my little finger…. eheh… -small smile-
…..
It will be okay, you know. -places hand on his shoulder-
God look at these chumps.
1) Shut up N, stop with the ‘everyone look at me’ pose. I wish to strangle you. Again.
2) Bianca has a beautiful derrier as usual. How does she keep those bits of hair up.
3) Cheren stop looking like a healthier version of me. Caught between annoyance and vague attraction.
4) GAY AS FUCK.
(Source: kouiichi, via dantethedeino)
Anonymous asked:
My Deino has a "nippy" habit of nipping at my guest's heels and tugging their pant legs like a Lillipup. I want to break this habit. I've tried using a spray bottle filled with water, but it does not seem to work. Any suggestions?
Deino naturally bite/ram things to learn more about them, not to be naughty. Which is a-ok until you have a full grown Deino biting/ramming a person.
My advice is any time your Deino starts biting/tugging… SCREAM. Let it know that whatever it is tugging at hurts, is a part of you, and you are protesting. If they don’t get the message (which they SHOULD do, because they’re blind and their hearing is very acute)… scream even louder. Scream next to their head, and scream like you’ve just had a limb chopped off.
A second method (which is a useful one for protecting furniture) is to get something they really find foul tasting (like chilli sauce, or something very bitter) and liberally put it on whatever you don’t want them to bite.
These may seem sort of harsh, but they’re important to practice so that you don’t have a out of control Deino chomping on people.
Other that that, as you probably know, biting and ramming is is inevitable and even if you were to give one a hundred toys and set out massive bite-friendly areas, chances are they’ll still half demolish your home. So I guess invest in some good insurance!
Hope you feel proud. You know, chuffed at your clear show of bravery at punching an unsuspecting, ill woman minding her own damn business. Bravo, etc.
Sigh.
Well this isn’t going to heal for a long damn while. Great.
-holds palm to eye-
… I can fly, though. :U
Jeez, man just accept an offer -laughs- Can’t have our new visitors leave with a bad memory of the beach, can we?
-Rolls his eyes, smiling-
Fine, fine… I’ll let ya be the big, bad protector of th’ beach.
Happy now?Very. -smiles-
((I have a sudden urge to draw a nice sunny beach scene.))
Anonymous asked:
aww you're so tiny and cute!
UH. I am not ‘tiny’. I am under average height, yes. But not ‘tiny’ and me being ‘cute’ is also another… subjective matter.
((Brief facts sheet. Hmm.))
desertedaviator replied to your post: … You have the same type combination as me. That’s /so/ damn awesome, man. BD I’m Vincent, by the way. WHO’RE YOU?… Whaddya mean ‘Woah?’ -Squints and huffs- It’s rude to stare, man. Make’s me antsy.Sorry…
You just don’t see a flygon around the beach often…! Vincent you said, right?
… Really? Huh; I love the beach ‘cause of all the sand. Jus’ like a desert. Hmmng…
An’ yeah, m’name’s Vincent…
What’s with the creepy smile?
My smile isn’t creepy…
Well, that’s clearly a matter of opinion…….
Hahah, nah. I kid; no need t’ get all cranky.
-Toothy grin-
