Ask Trainer Maya

The Grumpy Researcher

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Hope you feel proud. You know, chuffed at your clear show of bravery at punching an unsuspecting, ill woman minding her own damn business. Bravo, etc. 

Sigh.

Well this isn’t going to heal for a long damn while. Great.

-holds palm to eye- 

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Alright, my general team I keep with me most of the time is:

Zoroark:

I received him as an egg not long after I received Prince (Snivy), he’s been by far the most irritating Pokemon to train. Ever. He very rarely takes anything seriously (especially battling), runs away whenever he is able to, steals everything in sight, eats everything in sight and molts red hair all. over. everything. in. sight. He’s also a big baby.

Prince the Serperior:

My first Pokemon and a constant through my travels, not to mention probably the one who understands me most as we share quite a few traits - like a lack of patience for fools. Except I don’t slap them like he does. He’s rather snobbish and acidic with everyone but eventually warms up to be a rather level-handed, caring friend.

Carmilla the Swoobat:

He is male. Yes. I know. Flamboyant, dramatic and surprisingly terrifying on the battlefield, not least because he likes wearing skirts a lot. He makes friends easily with his gushing ways and certainly knows how to charm - on more than one occasion he’s lightened the mood when things have gotten dire. He flirts with anything that moves.

Yakibuta the Emboar:

I actually received him through a trade - so really his name is Japanese. But roughly translated, his name means some kind of fried pork dish. My sides. They are busting. T_T Nevertheless this guy his been absolutely indispensable. Hell - I didn’t even really have to train the guy, he pretty much just goes out and brench presses trucks. He’s all fire, strength and honor on the battlefield and I have no idea what he says because he only speaks Japanese. He shares a very strong ‘Bromanship’ with my Carracosta - ‘Leornado’. Is a Beefcake.

Leornado the Carracosta:

This guy is so chill. He doesn’t even really say much, but is steadfast and reliable - also is a great cook and lets me ride on his (big, beefy) back when I need to cross rivers, oceans, wide puddles, etc. He usually acts as a middle man in my team when arguments break out (which happens a lot, really), managing to move a situation from blood and tears flying everywhere to pizza and chill out guitar music by a beach. Did I mention? He plays a guitar beautifully. I think he actually understands Yakibuta.

Damien the Emolga:

So cute and adorable. A little too cute and adorable. Especially when he says stuff like. ‘Your souls will freeze in the eternal well of fate you have created’ or something. He’s actually… really rather terrifying sometimes.

((Lol OLD PICTURE IS OLD. Will try and draw the other gijinkas.))

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Oh nothing, just, you know. My mother threw me out of the house at age of like, 12 with nothing but the clothes on my back, an empty back pack and a pair of ‘running shoes’. I probably would have starved if it weren’t for the Snivy given to me by that annoying bi- er, woman Professor Juniper who to this day pretty much treats me like her personal slave/postwoman. During the course of my ‘adventure’ I’ve met more idiots than I care to mention.  So hmm, I’d say it was a long running thing?

Oh nothing, just, you know.

My mother threw me out of the house at age of like, 12 with nothing but the clothes on my back, an empty back pack and a pair of ‘running shoes’.

I probably would have starved if it weren’t for the Snivy given to me by that annoying bi- er, woman Professor Juniper who to this day pretty much treats me like her personal slave/postwoman.

During the course of my ‘adventure’ I’ve met more idiots than I care to mention. 

So hmm, I’d say it was a long running thing?

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You would have thought it’d be sorta obvious I don’t plan to eat the damn thing after an hour of sketching. I’m doing to be going around doing some sketches for my research - so I suppose give me a call if you want to be drawn. Just. You know. Don’t be a complete wimp like that Ducklett. Jeez. ?

You would have thought it’d be sorta obvious I don’t plan to eat the damn thing after an hour of sketching.

I’m doing to be going around doing some sketches for my research - so I suppose give me a call if you want to be drawn.

Just. You know. Don’t be a complete wimp like that Ducklett. Jeez.

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